If you see a jigging banana, it means that YOU BROKE MY PAGE!
The page you are looking for is nowhere to be found. The owner is definitely not experiencing any technical difficulties, and is sure to be very angry about it so you may want to fix it asap.

Please try the following:

  • Click the refresh.gif (82 bytes) Repair button. If it doesn't work, try again.
  • Even if you typed the page address in the Address bar and think it may be wrong, you are still guilty.
  • If you do not have any idea how to fix the mess you have made, I suggest you grab the nearest Camel and run for it. You should head into the Dessert and seek the council of the Security Inspector of the great Pyramid, Clandestine. Of course that does not mean I wont find you, it will simply mean that I can't kill you by torture.
  • If you do not run for it on your Camel, you will be tortured by endless amounts of random quotes.
  • If the Security Inspector will enabled it, The Shimotsuki Regime can examine your computer and automatically see that you are lying. It will make things easier.
    If you would like us to let hack your computer in order to find out that way, click Detect Settings Lie Detector
  • Click the Back button if you are a wuss.


Cannot find Page due to the Banana Error
Internet Exploiter
Give up and return to http://shimotsuki.net, and thank Shannon for the help with this.